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Guy Walks Into a Bar - The New Yorker -
So a guy walks into a bar one day and he can’t believe his eyes. There, in the corner, there’s this one-foot-tall man, in a little tuxedo, playing a tiny grand piano.
The finest New Yorker “Shouts & Murmurs” I’ve ever read, even if you consider those things usually aren’t funny at all.
Once you become Vice-President, Biden said, ‘you have an obligation to back up whatever he does, unless you have a fundamental moral dilemma with what he’s doing.’ He added, ‘If I ever got to that point, I’d announce I had prostate cancer and I had to leave.’ —
Don’t you dare play with our goddamn feelings like that, Joe
Evan Osnos, “The Biden Agenda,” The New Yorker, July 28, 2014 issue
John Marttila, one of Biden’s political advisers, told me, ‘Joe and Barack were having lunch, and Obama said to Biden, “You and I are becoming good friends! I find that very surprising.” And Joe says, “YOU’RE fucking surprised!” — Evan Osnos, “The Biden Agenda,” The New Yorker, July 28, 2014 issue
Alejandro and Charlie model some exciting Valiant Comics t-shirts.